mercutiolaffingalonewithcapulets:
YO TYBALT WHY DO YOU ALWAYS LOOK LIKE YOU JUST GO OUT OF THE SHOWER YOU ALWAYS LOOK SO CLEAN AND WARM AND LIKE YOU SMELL OF PRETENTIOUS COLOGNE AND COCKTAILS WTF IS THAT IS THAT A CAPULET THING
It’s a Capulet thing, although a majority of us believe Ryan Gosling to be capable of achieving this same feat though being of no blood relation to us.
Today, for Father’s Day, I spent the entire day sitting completely still in my room attempting to enter a comatose state in which I would forget that I ever had a father.
it didn’t work because Juliet kept trying to put things in my hair.
mercutiolaffingalonewithcapulets:
YO SERIOUSLY FUCK OFF IF YOURE GONNA MESSAGE ME ABOUT FATHERS DAY TOMORROW FUCK RIGHT OFF I DONT WANNA HEAR SHIT ABOUT IT AIGHT
mercutiolaffingalonewithcapulets:
mercutiolaffingalonewithcapulets:
Ma’va te ne a fanculo.TYBALT GOT HIS POOR WITTLE PAW STUCK ON THE CURTAINS WHILE WAITING FOR HIS OWNER TO COME HOME HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
SUCCHIACAZZI!!
Oh, you’re one to talk.
mercutiolaffingalonewithcapulets:
Ma’va te ne a fanculo.TYBALT GOT HIS POOR WITTLE PAW STUCK ON THE CURTAINS WHILE WAITING FOR HIS OWNER TO COME HOME HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Now. Juliet, I require your assistance at once.
HOW DID YOU GET STUCK THERE
I was kneadi—I mean gripping the drapery very tight with my fingernails and now I appear to be stuck in my current position. At the very least, please help me off of the floor.
i’m back and i brought
CUPCAKES!!!
Do not let your father see you eating those.
mercutiolaffingalonewithcapulets:
Not you too…I AM SO ANXIOUS I AM DIGGING MY FINGERNAILS INTO THE DRAPERY. I HAVE NOT DONE THIS SINCE I WAS VERY YOUNG. WHY ON EARTH DID SHE LEAVE WITHOUT TELLING ME.
ARE YOU KNEADING THE CURTAINS?!?????!!!!!?!!
I AM SO ANXIOUS I AM DIGGING MY FINGERNAILS INTO THE DRAPERY. I HAVE NOT DONE THIS SINCE I WAS VERY YOUNG. WHY ON EARTH DID SHE LEAVE WITHOUT TELLING ME.
